So I am 220 Miles away from home on the M25 when my 9 year estate car decides to go Bang - Engine Failure, Great to top it all it's New Years Eve and I am trying to get to family.
Those 4 circles that make up 'Vorsprung durch Technik' equalled a Epic Fail!!
The Recovery people called ( Thank heavens for breakdown cover)
Because I was so far away from home it would be a two part recovery the first lot would take me to Swindon and then I would be taken the second half by another company.
The first bunch of guy's were okay, chatty had a laugh but the second guy was scary right from the outset.
I climb into the cab and his music is loud I think to my self I guess he will turn it down when he gets in too and sure enough he did then said okay can you give me directions.. Great I thought I can sit back and think about all my problems
IE: cold house & no food waiting for me, buying a new car etc etc..
As soon as we get on the M4 he turns the CD on full blast and I am subjected to 16 tracks of Cher's greatest hits!
I watched him, this guy is a freak, nervous twitches, looks like he's just finished doing time, I am honestly to scared to ask him to turn it down in fear he might pull a knife on me and tell me to shut the fuck up and not to disrespect his queen also known as Cher!
After what seemed a decade of agony the CD came to end, YAY .. My jubilation was shorted lived as he just hit play again and so we started all over again!
Happy New Year to Me!
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