Tuesday, 29 October 2013

Book Review - Love.. From Both Sides - Nick Spalding

 
I thought the concept for this book was great, a story from two perspectives. I can't count the amount of times I giggled to my self as although I haven't had to many dating disasters I could visualise them in my head. I could see this book on the big screen whilst reading and I love that it was based on real life dating stories. The way the story is written with Laura's thoughts written in a diary reminds me a lot of Bridget Jones and the blog entries from Jason makes it modern and up-to-date as well as giving a male point of view.
It is a light, fresh and funny book, quick to read and ideal holiday or long journey book, where you just want to switch off and relax.
 
 

Saturday, 26 October 2013

How To Survive a Turkish Gulet Trip and Review of The Seyhan Jan

This year I did a Turkey Gulet Trip at the time of booking it, I thought it would be an adventurous holiday but as the days grew closer towards my flight, I started to panic and doubt my sanity, I searched in vain for info, hope and guidance on the net!

I thought perhaps the best way to help you is to point out all the things I didn't know!

When entering Turkey you have to pay £10 ( at time of writing this) for a Visa, this is a little sticker a moody official sticks in your passport - You can now do this online, which should save one lot of queuing, Should decide to do this at the airport things get a little confusing, once you get off the plane into the airport building you will find massive queues everywhere and no idea what you're queuing for, on the right hand side you should queue to get your visa, you can pay with sterling, lira or euros. Once you have your visa then queue for passport control on the left side, they will stamp your passport. once out of the airport building head for the car park and this is the area you will find your holiday rep and transfers
https://www.evisa.gov.tr/en/

In Turkey you can pay with Lira, Sterling or Euro - I took a bit if each which worked to my advantage.
The trip to Marmaris and Fethiye is just over an hour from the airport.
Turkey is two hours a head of England in British summer time.
Tipping in Turkey is discretionary, but many Turks view it as their right, personally if a gratuity has been earned then it is well deserved, however be prepared for a moody reception from those who put out a hand and find it empty.

Most shops, hotels, restaurants etc. accept euro or even sterling, but using Lira offers a better exchange rate. Haggling for the best price is expected in the culture and discounts of one to two thirds can be gained if you're up for a fight. Most things are not priced as they prefer to pitch the first bid high, which can be frustrating if you're just window shopping and even the slightest interest will spark the shop keeper into an obsessive sales frenzy.

Once you board the Gulet you go bare foot you much ask the captains permission to wear deck shoes / slippers
Take Fly repellent as mosquitoes can be a problem

Excursions, offered on our cruise was a trip up the Dalyan delta, Turtle bay and the Dalyan mud baths this was an extra cost of £20, gets you off the boat for half a day and is good fun. At turtle Bay you will be offered a taster of crab and then the option to buy a whole blue crab cooked and prepared for 20 Lira - People on our boat purchased these and although a nice treat they reported the crab didn't hold a lot of meat and was rather tasteless.

When leaving Turkey, at the airport you have to go through two security checks one to enter the airport and then to go through to the departure longue, you will also have to go through passport control where your visa / passport will be stamped again.

Over all I did have a wonderful holiday, I wouldn't do it again but I don't regret doing it however after speaking to other people on other gulets I can see there is a very fine line between a brilliant gulet holiday and the holiday from hell.
I heard horrendous tales from the Semercioglu IV, so pick your gulet carefully!

Seyhan Jan

This Gulet is almost 40 Meters long, painted in white she sits on the water like a majestic swan, she is very comfortable with 10 cabins that sleep up to 20. Sadly I don't think these gulets ever put their sails up, it's powered by a 440 HP Engine
The Captain who is friendly and speaks good English really does try to please every one, his wife a wonderful cook, you will not go hungry but if you don't or cant eat any foods you must tell them. we also had a young girl who helped about the boat and Coby the cutest young lad that worked so very hard he made me feel guilty!

The cabin is spacious with plenty of storage, a large double bed with a brilliant mattress ( I slept like a baby when the boat went quiet) the room has 3 port holes you are requested to keep these open as must as possible

The bathroom is spacious considering your on a boat, tiled and has a powerful shower, you are asked not to flush any toilet paper down the loo, having used a caravan I am used to this but the thought of binning paper you have wiped your bum with is a bit weird and yes this does make the area near the bin smell, however every morning while you are having breakfast the bin fairies come and take it all away.

There are no locks on your cabin door and when your not in your room you are asked to leave your door open so the air can circulate. you are also asked not to take drinks bar water to your cabin or opened food.

The few things that needed address in the cabin were mould in the shower cubical and the water didn't drain fast enough, cracked tiles, stained toilet bowl, lose light fittings, décor shabby.

The room was supplied with one small blue blanket which was enough to cover one person and a thicker, bigger woolly blanket that I am sure had not been washed as I could smell perfume on it ( also watching the laundry done after we left the gullet on the last day, I saw none of these blankets on the line only the blue ones)
Even with these two blankets we were cold at night. better bedding should be provided
There are two 2 pinned sockets in the room but these can only be used for a few hours in the afternoon when the captain puts the generator on.

Our room (4) had the over bearing noise from the water pump I guess this stands for all cabins

Bring ear plugs, the walls are paper thin, you can hear everything your neighbours are doing! this mostly includes snoring, farting and going to the toilet

On board you have a large front deck and sun bathing area, to the rear of the boat has a canopy constantly up which does provide relief from the sun this is where the captain spends most of his time.

There are snorkel / flippers / kayak and other stuff to use while on board. Both Kayaks had issues but still useable

Your soft drinks are included - Coke, Fanta, Sprite and bottles of water - ask and the will supply.

Coffee and tea is £1 extra, except for breakfast and afternoon tea

The food was exceptional, twice fish was offered, plenty of salad and bread.

Breakfast: Bread, Jam, Honey, Olives, Feta, Cheese, Tomatoes, cucumber and cooked eggs of some description
(Sadly lacked Fruit, Cereal, Yogurt)
Lunch: Rice, Pasta, Vegetable dish, salad, Bread
Afternoon Tea: Coffee / Tea - Some days biscuits others a slice of cake
Supper: Meat or Fish, Pasta Rice bread followed by slices of fruit ( never enough)

I felt Turkish tea / coffee was missing and baklava more fruit and maybe other Turkish traditional fair.

Each day we moved from bay to bay, docking in a port only once Gocek, lots of swimming in a bottomless deep blue sea.
everything was lovely the only thing that did annoy me was on the last but on day he was keen to get into Fethiye because he feared docking would be hard, the captain kept trying to convince us but we still wanted to swim, he dropped anchor just outside Fethiye in a nasty little bay with sewage floating about, rubbish and choppy waters. Needless to say no one wanted to swim and he got his own way, thankfully Fethiye is a divine place with lots of explore ( check out the Lycian kings tombs, 2 km from port and 5 lira to get in, you can walk into the tomb)

DRINKS DEAL
Sadly this is all a bit of a joke, the bar prices are ridiculous plus this is a duty free country.
Bottle of plonk £17
Larger £5
Raki £5
Gin and Tonic £6

They offer a limited drinks deal which every one pretty much takes which is £160 for £210 worth of booze, however you can't buy someone else a drink on your deal and both members of the cabin have to sign up for the deal.
being a none drinker didn't really interest me however it was very painful watching the other guests get drunk every night which led to in considerate singing, loud banter plus couples trying to out do each other on the who has the biggest knob stakes by day two I was retiring to bed after supper at 6pm (8p Turkish time) as I couldn't stand the nonsense any longer
TIPPING THE CAPTAIN
I was told that the captain does sure the tips with the other members of the crew and so at the end of your holiday you are expected to tip £20 per person /per cabin / per week!
I refused and gave the lira that was left in my purse a mere £10, I believe one other couple did something the same but others over tipped!
I have worked hard all my life and never been tipped, I paid my fair and didn't feel that the crew did anything exceptional to make my holiday ultra special
http://www.anatoliansky.co.uk/turkey-holidays/gulet-cruise/seyhan-jan/

















 
Photos are copyrighted 2013




Book Review - Midnight Palace & The Prince Of Mist by Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I picked both these books up at a local car boot for twenty pence each, having read the blurb on the back page I decided they both might make suitable reading for a forth coming holiday.
I had been wanting to read Carlos's book Shadows of the wind for some time but couldn't source it so I settled for these in stead, Sadly both books left me disappointed...


 
The Midnight Palace:

1916, Calcutta. A man pauses for breath outside the ruins of Jheeter's Gate station knowing he has only hours to live. Pursued by assassins, he must ensure the safety of two new born twins, before disappearing into the night to meet his fate.

1932. Ben and his friends are due to leave the orphanage which has been their home for sixteen years. Tonight will be the final meeting of their secret club, in the old ruin they christened The Midnight Palace. Then Ben discovers he has a sister - and together they learn the tragic story of their past, as a shadowy figures lures them to a terrifying showdown in the ruins of Jheeter's Gate station.
                                                                 ==============================

Sadly I was a disappointed with this book. I was so looking forward to reading it and saved it to read when on holiday. My expectations were high as I had heard so many good reviews about Carlos's work. I didn't find myself drawn to any of the characters mostly as all the characters lacked depth. It wasn't a bad book but I wouldn't recommend it, I didn't find it easy to read and found it hard to visualise the surroundings and kept finding holes in the story.

 
 
The Prince of Mist:
1943. As war sweeps across Europe, Max Carver's father moves his family away from the city, to an old wooden house on the coast. But as soon as they arrive, strange things begin to happen: Max discovers a garden filled with eerie statues; his sisters are plagued by unsettling dreams and voices; a box of old films opens a window to the past.

Most unsettling of all are rumours about the previous owners and the mysterious disappearance of their son. As Max delves into the past, he encounters the terrifying story of the Prince of Mist, a sinister shadow who emerges from the night to settle old scores, then disappears with the first mists of dawn

=============

The cover of this book does indicate that this is young adult fiction, it has been put into a binding that appears more of an adult book, and is clearly labelled as being also suitable for adult readers, it's not!  Sadly, this is very misleading. Whilst there are still elements of Zafón's magical way with words, it is far too simple and uninvolved a read for the average adult reader.
I felt that book lacked description, personality and visual stimulants, the ending felt rust thus making  the book feel incomplete.
Several strands of plot that are started are never wound up such as the story of the black cat, the true nature of the statues and the significance of Max's new watch and the clocks running backwards. The ending on a whole is hugely unsatisfying because the book had so much potential.

 
 
 

Thursday, 24 October 2013

Facebook - The Truth Behind the Lies!



I sometimes wonder why I log into facebook as it seems to be a platform for making me feel bad about my life. I am sure everyone lies about their wonderful lives on it. So, here is my interpretation of what is really being said on Facebook…..

Wow..suitcase packed off on our lovely hols with my amazing husband and wonderful children
( I am shattered from being up all night packing for these lazy gits….I want to drink wine already and its only 4am and we are not even at the airport yet)

Just cooked a lovely tea ( insert picture), can’t wait to snuggle down with my man and eat it!
(hope he chokes on it…and I didn’t cook it at all, I warmed it up then put it on a plate so you will all think I am a domestic goddess)

Had the most amazing night with my lovely friends…
( spent most of the night providing shoulder to cry on for recently dumped friend, trying to stop desperate friend seeing inappropriate man, holding hair for ‘shots all night’ friend while she vomits up £40 worth of booze…..never again.)

Just had a lovely bath complete with candles!!
( had to wash as covered in mud and electricity ran out so was forced to use a candle.)

Enjoyed a lovely long walk with the dogs today!
( because the buggers ran off and it took me 5 miles to catch them.)

Had a lovely day with all the family today!
( what was lovely about it was when they went home)

Am off to see a lovely friend of mine I have not seen since school!
( hope she is fatter and looks older than me)

Spent a lovely afternoon making cakes with my friends!
( will now have to spend the rest of the week cleaning cake batter off the ceiling)

Can’t wait to hit the shops with my sisters today! Girlie shopping!
( goodbye salary hello strops and arguments – just kill me now)

Going to have a lovely relaxing early night!
( have to get to bed and asleep pronto, other half feeling fruity, am not in mood so instigating avoidance tactics)

Thursday, 3 October 2013

Norman Thelwell

 
I have been a fan of Norman's work since a child, In fact I had one of his books that I simply adored.
There is a lovely website about him, where you can see more of his work.
It wasn't just ponies he drew but car's, dogs and children to name a few

Here are some of my favourites... but do see his website..
http://www.thelwell.org.uk/index.html